Tom Fortner: Movie Star
Well, below a video of Tom Fortner should be loading. With a broadband connection it should take under ten seconds. If you are using dial up, it might take a lot longer.
Wait a sec, you're probably wondering, who is Tom Fortner? Joe has a split personality: Joe's the builder and Tom's the actor. Whenever there is a video camera within a hundred feet, you can be sure you're talking to Tom.